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mistaken food incidents, part whatever
Totally just bit into a chicken wing from downstairs while thinking it was a potato wedge. OW.
A fetching double rainbow outside work, which would be prettier without a large Census in the way.
GAHHHHH THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
SRSLY
STOMP STOMP STOMP
the pool hall I loved as a kid is now a 7-11
- Nina: there goes [coworker] to Burned My Fucking Popcornville
- Nina: I am so grumpy, and I want a taco
- Vicky: story of my LIFE
Reblog with the first line of your favourite book
heylabodega:fishy:(oldfilmsflicker:judesan)
“Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.”
“First Lieutenant Jimmy Cross carried letters from a girl named Martha, a junior at Mount Sebastian College in New Jersey.”
“Tonight I’ve been thinking about the mosaic Hope gave me the night she U-Hauled ass out of Pineville.”
“Nothing in this book is true.”
“We are talking now of summer evenings in Knoxville, Tennessee, in the time that I lived there so successfully disguised to myself as a child.”
(HURR I am so Tennesseean that it’s even in my books)
hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya
- Nic: something awesome just happened
- Nina: what's that?
- Nic: we just had a fire drill and I farted in someone's face
- Nic: then for an encore, I farted as I got out of the elevator
Yesssssss. I’ve only wanted Tennessee to have black alternate jerseys for, uh, my entire life.
Winning games is good too, guys! Can we try more of that?
