have pants, will travel (He must be a hypnotist or have a solid gold penis or something. Although he’s never shown any characteristics outside of a love for shitty rock ‘n’ roll, Elvis and fried chicken, he’s gotta be hiding some kind of amazing secret.)

3 months ago

He must be a hypnotist or have a solid gold penis or something. Although he’s never shown any characteristics outside of a love for shitty rock ‘n’ roll, Elvis and fried chicken, he’s gotta be hiding some kind of amazing secret. →

Spending wayyyy too much time on this today. Such a horrible show, and OMG I CAN’T STOP READING.